I FEEL AGGRESSED BY THE BAD CLAMS. I HAVEN’T DECIDED IF IT’S MICRO OR MACRO.

DECEMBER 12TH, 2024

BRITTANY TIFFANY - I’m not gonna lie. I was disappointed by my experience at The Bad Clams concert. They didn’t play any Taylor Swift songs, which I feel was directed at me. Really not sure how you can still call that a concert. It was dinosaur rock with forceful emotions and unchoreographed spontaneity. I like being told what I’m going to see, and then seeing it, and then telling other people what I saw.

Also, there didn’t seem to be any recorded tracks. For some reason they were playing all the music on their instruments…live. Uh, that’s not why I go to a concert. How do I know if they’re good lip-syncers if their going to play and sing everything, like right in the moment. It’s 2024 and that kind of authenticity is just super aggressive.

The crowd kind of sucked, too. Nobody was recording it on their phones. Care much? I mean, what are you going to look at when you get home. A book? Yeah, right.